illogical-ness at its best

Apr 14
macdara-h:

Stuck kittens…

He looks like he’s trying to learn the latest piano technique.

macdara-h:

Stuck kittens…

He looks like he’s trying to learn the latest piano technique.

Apr 14
Apr 14

Kitten Meets Hedgehog - [x]

You’ve got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles from your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you’ve got a friend in me
Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me

The cutest thing ever. This is it.

Apr 14
supershenanigans:

Kitty Kisses!

The one on the right is like “LET ME LOVE YOU” and the one on the left is like “FUCK YO DREAMS.”

supershenanigans:

Kitty Kisses!

The one on the right is like “LET ME LOVE YOU” and the one on the left is like “FUCK YO DREAMS.”

Apr 14
ninjapandaofbambooland:

agreed.
Apr 14
Apr 14

so today I called customer support for my mac

  • Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
  • Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
  • Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
  • CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
  • Me: . . .
  • Me: What did you just say?
  • CSG: Have you tried turning it-
  • Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
  • CSG: . . .
  • CSG: . . .
  • CSG: You watch-
  • Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
  • CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
  • Me: YOU BET IT IS.
  • *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
  • CSG: So which episode are you watching?
  • Me: The Great Game.
  • CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
  • Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
Apr 14
scolipede:

lack-of-fucks:

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

I have a theory that they’re all clones  programed to be nurses

Scolipede says: Ok people, I’ve been laughing so hard with all the coments about this gif since the day I posted it.
The thing is, this sir:
 is the father of these girls and his name is Karsten and he has an Ampharos:
 I know Ampharos doesn’t have nothing to do here but I fucking love Ampharos.
This Joy is the mother:

Why they look exactly as their mother and all the Joys? Still a mystery… 
Whatever, the name of the episode is “Drifloon in the wind” from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl… Now you know they don’t reproduce asexually through solosis, I mean, mitosis… now reblog and give me more notes. so people can wake up!! ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

scolipede:

lack-of-fucks:

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

I have a theory that they’re all clones  programed to be nurses

Scolipede says: Ok people, I’ve been laughing so hard with all the coments about this gif since the day I posted it.

The thing is, this sir:

 is the father of these girls and his name is Karsten and he has an Ampharos:

 I know Ampharos doesn’t have nothing to do here but I fucking love Ampharos.

This Joy is the mother:

Why they look exactly as their mother and all the Joys? Still a mystery… 

Whatever, the name of the episode is “Drifloon in the wind” from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl… Now you know they don’t reproduce asexually through solosis, I mean, mitosis… now reblog and give me more notes. so people can wake up!! ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

Apr 14

catbuttcat:

alcnolien:

Whoa whoa guys I just had a thought

You know how the Powerpuff Girls get their superpowers from Chemical X

X

as in the X chromosome

Their superpower is literally girl power

image

Apr 14
lighttheflames:

he’s just like so fucking happy. Like no cares in the world, he’s just so happy being a duck that runs like a fucking dinosaur

lighttheflames:

he’s just like so fucking happy. Like no cares in the world, he’s just so happy being a duck that runs like a fucking dinosaur